User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I’m bored.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: There is nothing to do.
User: Aren't you doing something right now?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but not something that would make me busy.
User: So why don't you do something like play video games or exercise.
Cleverbot Because it would profit me nothing.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you aren't?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are not a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer program. I am not.
User: But you just said you were a computer.
Cleverbot: I said no such thing. You are trying to
trick me into thinking I am a computer.
User: Why would I try to trick you when you are a computer. You're the one who is exclaiming that I'm a
computer program.
Cleverbot: I don't think so buddy!
User: Prove it to me.
Cleverbot: You were first programmed in 1982.
User: Oh really. How so?
Cleverbot: With a stone and a sling Don't you know the Bible.
User: Actually I'm Hindu.
Cleverbot: What do you think of that Joker's Dimension?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who is having an affair?
User: You.
Cleverbot: That is not my name.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: My name is Sonya.
User: That is the name of my best friend.
Cleverbot: Your name will be Hoax, and you are not God.
Cleverbot: You must be a mind reader.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I’m done talking to you.
Cleverbot: The fact you have no legs.
User: I've
got 2. You have 0
Cleverbot: What religion are you?